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What was the point of posted this?

Posted by Orson | November 3, 2006 4:01 PM
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or maybe of all time.

Posted by SEAN NELSON, EMERITUS | November 3, 2006 4:03 PM
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It's important to pay attention to the horrors of the world. No matter how bad you may feel at the end of today, at least you didn't come home drunk and accidentally allow your infant daughter to drown in a bucket of your vomit. Count your blessings.

Posted by David Schmader | November 3, 2006 4:05 PM
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Also, Orson, it was clearly supposed to make you horny.

Posted by David Schmader | November 3, 2006 4:06 PM
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That's good to know, Dave. It made me horny and I was worried I was the only one. I don't feel so alone now.

Posted by Stalker of Celery | November 3, 2006 4:27 PM
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Um, wow. Thanks for sharing. I think.

Posted by Geni | November 3, 2006 4:50 PM
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Wait, why is drown not in the past tense?

I feel like I never left the south.. "he done drown hisself in that there bucket of upchuck!"

Infant who drown

Someone needs remedial english lessons.

Posted by Nick W | November 4, 2006 1:32 PM
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Worst headline warm off the presses this week:


"MAN REMOVES SHARP HAND TOOL FROM REAR AT GUNPOINT"
http://www.kentucky.com/mld/kentucky/news/nation/15914608.htm


Posted by Slip Mahoney | November 4, 2006 3:09 PM

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