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If you asked Jocelyn Elders, I'll bet she'd say "no."

Posted by flamingbanjo | October 31, 2006 12:17 PM
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Is masturbation even really a technically heterosexual act? (Assuming that you are the same gender as you.)

Hetero- = "Other; different"
Homo- = "Same, like"

Posted by Diana | October 31, 2006 12:53 PM
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My hand always wears lipstick and a little skirt I made. So it's more of a tranny thing.

Posted by Fnarf | October 31, 2006 1:24 PM
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oh shit. that is funny!

Posted by funny | October 31, 2006 5:01 PM
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Does that mean I have to consider myself bi-sexual, Diana?

Posted by JohnYawl | October 31, 2006 5:19 PM
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Depends on who is doing the defining. Back when I attended a fairly fundamentalist church, it was assumed that masturbation was a sin; books and discussions centered on how, metaphysically, fantasizing about others was objectifying or fell into the "lust in your heart" category.

Now that I'm a happy little episcopalian, it's not really a topic of conversation... which leads me to figure it's not all that debated. DADT.

Dunno about other religions, tho I suspect the neo-Pagans have no problem with it :)

From a "wait for marriage" (or "until you find someone you'd be willing to have (a) see you naked and (b) have touch you (no, I didn't have a high opinion of many of my fellow high school students, why do you ask?) ...AND you're willing to deal with birth control et cetera") perspective, it doesn't count.

Posted by JenK | October 31, 2006 7:13 PM
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