HUMP Things I learned through HUMP:
1. Female ejaculate is more powerful and assertive than the most virile man-goo. I had no idea it could spurt like that. Holy crap. Stand back. That shit is MACHO.
2. Once the fucking starts, most porn looks the same to me. Like pistons firing - totally mechanical. It’s all about the set up. Getting a chance to anticipate someone’s nudity is so much more exciting than the payoff. Unless it’s a vaginal geyser.
3. A paper napkin and a salt shaker can be 100 times more stimlulating than a real penetration scene. Who knew? Hooray for phallic condiments!