This morning, The National Enquirer reported that BRITNEY SPEARS and “apparently only good for one thing” hubby KEVIN FEDERLINE are now the proud owners of a bouncing baby boy. So far this is an unsubstantiated rumor, but Star and OK! Magazine are reporting it as fact as well, and a press release from the happy parents is supposedly due within a couple hours. Hope the press release isn’t a Caesarean!

Pop princess Britney Spears gave birth to a 6 pound, 11 ounce baby boy just before 2 a.m., September 12th at a Los Angeles hospital, insiders told The ENQUIRER in an exclusive.

“Kevin took Britney to the hospital in the evening hours of Sept. 11 to prepare for the Cesarean birth,” an insider said. Only her mother Lynn, and her sister Jamie Lynn were present at the birth. None of Kevin’s family was there.

Whew… so Britney decided not to have her kid on September 11, keeping him from having the MOST DEPRESSING BIRTHDAYS EVER. See, folks? She has learned something about parenting!