Hey martial arts fans! Dig this story from today’s Shanghai Daily—which is twice as good as the NYT and has a killer Sudoku puzzle.

KUNGFU film star Jackie Chan yesterday admitted that he acted in a porn movie 31 years ago, responding to a report revealed by Hong Kong media, Information Times reported today.

“I had to do anything I could to make a living 31 years ago, but I don’t think it’s a big deal, even Marlon Brando used to be exposed in his movies,” Chan said.

“The porn movie at that time was more conservative than the current films,” he said.

Hong Kong netizens tipped local media that Chan was in the porn movie “All in the Family” in 1975, with a porn movie star who was famous at that time.

The Hong Kong made movie, directed by Zhu Mu, was defined as a comedy. Dean Shek, Tien Chun, and Sammo Hung were also co-stars.

So… a “conservative” porno entitled “All in the Family”? I figure Sammo Hung played Archie Bunker, and Jackie played “Meathead”?

Okay… that’s gross. Sorry.