Lusty ladies suck because they lead to masturbation. Masturbating people suck. Wipe semen on the Torah and cunt juice on Christ. Masturbating is a farce.

_I_ would never do it.

But maybe that's because my weewee is too small to find.

Bush is the most pro-lusty president we have ever had. America needs to stand hard with lusty ladies now. The Stranger has gone against conventional Seattle wisdom and been anti-lusty. Bush is the best American wanker the Lusty Lady has ever known, and many in the Seattle sex-work community appreciate what Bush has done for fuckers.

I was a litle worried myself - it's nice to know my alma mater is safe...

MY Alma Mater, Four Seasons, has such a stick up its corporate butt that it probably doesn't even know what a strip club is. This whole project is just sour grapes over losing the contract to run the Olympic, which will always be THE hotel in Seattle to me. But I'm a traditionalist when it comes to my hotels.

Not that I can afford the Olympic. But it's nice to know it's there, and under the management of a much more fun, and - to my mind, at least - sophisitcated company is enough.

If you go to the construction site and look at the poster showing what the Four Seasons will look like, you'll see a little blurry Lusty Lady located next to it.

Not "allegedly" tried to buy out - in fact tried and failed; ex-mayor Schell and his group couldn't convince the Lusty Lady's owner to sell, for millions, and instead ended up having to buy the overhead air rights - in other words, they not only didn't get the property, they ended up paying for thin air! Applause here.(Saw a story in the Weekly about this) This is just PR BS wherein rich developers slap backs and pretend they're happy that the neighbors walk around in the nude next door - when in fact they're still pissed. As for the Lusty's owner, Chris, he may be a porno prince but he's also one of the last of uncorrupted downtown landholders who think greed ISN'T good.