News Stop the presses! Iran exhibits anti-Jewish art!
A drawing of a Jew with a nose so large it obscures his entire head? How interesting!
A depiction of Ariel Sharon wearing a Nazi uniform emblazoned with Stars of David? How provocative!
A picture of a vampire wearing a giant Star of David, drinking the blood of Palestinians? How original!
The Times reports that the exhibit is “intended to expose what some here see as Western hypocrisy for invoking freedom of expression regarding the publication of cartoons that lampooned the Prophet Muhammad while condemning President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad of Iran for questioning the Holocaust.”
Because America would never allow anti-Semitism on our shores, obviously.
Blast these Eastern infidels for mocking our Western beliefs!! Riot on the streets, my fellow Americans!! The streets will flow with the blood of the.....oh wait, no. It's just a bunch of crappy art.