New Times is racist and sexist. Boob jobs oppress women and make them objects. Seattle Weakly is racist because they won't put Hip Hop acts on the cover.

At first I was like !?! but then I realized it's south florida, where they do prenatal breast augmentation procedures. This contest is basically equivalent to the stranger giving away concert tickets.

Red States only like Republicans, ruining the environment, and oppressing women. I hope Tom learns how bad it is once you leave Seattle. If he's stupid enough to move to a red state, he deserves to be sorrounded by Republican women with huge fake tits.

Uh... we're running a porn contest. We like boobs too—real ones, fake ones.

True, though I find competitive D.I.Y. porn more admirable than plastic surgery freebies.

i know you were just using the royal we, but it's still weird to see dan savage mention liking boobs. maybe it's just me though.

I believe this was Mike Seely's idea.

New Times is run by racist and sexist frat boys who only care about getting drunk and looking at big boobs. Good riddance to those Red State idiots.

It would be great if a man won the contest. Promote that, New Times beeyotches!
But John is right - fake boobs in Fla. is like coffee in Seattle.

I just can't picture Tom with double "Ds".

I can picture Tom with double "Ds"—someone else's, though.