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Wednesday, August 2, 2006

Morning News

Posted by on August 2 at 8:04 AM

Lieberman: Friends running for the exits.

Lamont: Surging.

Bush: Even more Oedipal.

Gibson: Even more regretful.

USA Today: Small business?

Toyota: Big business.

Sen. Max Baucus: In mourning.

Alexander Graham Bell: Indispensable.

Rumsfeld: “Slightly deranged.”


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Have you guys run off to Spain or something? This post says 8:04 AM, which is exactly seven hours later than it actually is.

Lieberman who? Isn't that Bush's backup VP choice?

Additional suggestion--

Santorum: Desperation reeks.

Dan lots of your fans love the politician name denfinitions you do. Santorum was a good start. Let's all do what we can to get new definitions out there -


Lieberman - noun - A clot of blood than forms on an infant's penis if the Rabbi doesn't suck the blood away quick enough. -- The Rabbi used his tongue to dislodge the Lieberman that had formed on the penis. (There are three stages required for the performance of a ritually correct circumcision in Jewish law: the removal of the foreskin; the tearing of the underlying membraene so as to expose the glans completely; and the sucking away of the blood, m'tsitsah)see- http://www.sexuallymutilatedchild.org/mohel.htm

Alexander Graham Bell was also a supporter of eugenic compulsory sterilization of the "unfit", and did a lot of damage to deaf education by pushing the idea that deaf people should learn to speak to the exclusion of using their hands/sign language. too bad the "obit" doesn't reflect his dark side....

Hey, Dan Fan:

As much as I dislike Joe Lieberman, I think that attempt at redefining his name is kinda, sorta anti-semetic. Just, you know, a touch. So I'm not going to be promoting it. Sorry.

Dan

Waaaah! Waaaah! Art Gallery Photos of naked children offend my Christian sensibilities, Waaah! Waaah! You can't print cartoons of my sacred prophet. Waaah! Waaah! any joke about a Jewish person is anti-semetic.


Waaah! Waaah! I love to make fun of other people's religion, but making fun of mine is off limits. Waaah! Waaah!

The frothy mix of lube and fecal matter that is sometimes the byproduct of anal sex.


This is a funny definition not meant to offend. A Christian who is against gay marriage who is offended by this definition needs to get a sense of humor.


But as a Jew I am highly offended by the Lieberman definition and feel it should be removed.

Dan as a Jew I also am highly offended by the definition. We all need to stand strong with Israel now, and anti-semetic humor hurts all of us. Please delete the posting.

Dan, it's spelled anti-semitic. Please be more careful with your spelling and grammar.

I agree, using Lieberman as an epithet should refer to his endorsement of stock options as "not a real cost to corporations" and his other anti-capitalist Bushie sayings.

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