Homo Monday Morning Sports Report
Seattle Seahawks: The good news is they beat the Colts. The bad news is it’s still the preseason. The best news is there were no major injuries.
Seattle Storm: Dropped game two against the L.A. Sparks. Plus, Sue Bird took a nasty elbow to her honker, may miss game 3.
New York Yankees: Owning the Boston Red Sox.
Tiger Woods: Shot a 4-under par 68 at Medinah to capture his twelfth major title at the age of 30.
Bradley Steinbacher: Shot a 34-over par 106 at Jefferson Municipal to capture nothing but shame at the age of 32.