Homo Monday Morning Sports Report
Seattle Mariners: 11 losses in a row. Ouch. Still, U.S.S. Mariner finds a silver lining.
Seattle Seahawks: The good news is they beat the Colts. The bad news is it’s still the preseason. The best news is there were no major injuries.
Seattle Storm: Dropped game two against the L.A. Sparks. Plus, Sue Bird took a nasty elbow to her honker, may miss game 3.
New York Yankees: Owning the Boston Red Sox.
Tiger Woods: Shot a 4-under par 68 at Medinah to capture his twelfth major title at the age of 30.
Bradley Steinbacher: Shot a 34-over par 106 at Jefferson Municipal to capture nothing but shame at the age of 32.
106-34=72, and 72/18=4, with an approx. distribution of par 5s and 3s, get something like 5 par3s, 8 par4s, 5 par5s, adding 5,3->(8) / 8,4->(12) / 5,5->(10) for a grand total of (30)obviously a "3" in numerology, i think, Bradley (you may want to switch to something snappier like Phil, Jack or Payne) that you've captured much more than shame you give yourself credit for.