GOD! Catholics really need to lighten up! I mean, so Madonna wants to stage a mock crucifixion during an upcoming concert in Rome… what’s their major malfunction?

“To crucify yourself in the city of the pope and the martyrs is an act of open hostility,” Cardinal Ersilio Tonini was quoted as saying in La Stampa daily on Wednesday. “It’s a scandal created on purpose by astute merchants to attract publicity.”

Oh. Well… it’s not like the Catholic church ever used the crucifixion of Jesus to astutely market their cause, right?
OOOOH, SNAP! BURRRRRRRRRRN.

“How do you like my nails?”