It’s a slow day for art, and I apologize. Forgive me and then go to Archie McPhee’s and get a free devil ducky. You’re welcome.

Also today, Sirens Sister are filming a video at Chop Suey. Show up at noon in crazy clothes and bring bubbles to blow.

And lastly, The Stranger suggests:

Zucchini 500 Races
(FOODSPORT) Ladies and gentlemen, prepare to start your squashes at the Zucchini 500 Races at the West Seattle Farmers’ Market. All you need is a dream—zucchinis, wheels, axles, and decorative bits will be supplied by the market and generous farmers. Finalists from each heat will compete in a final winners’ race, and the victorious will receive ribbons, hard-earned glory, and adoration. (West Seattle Farmers’ Market, SW Alaska St and California Ave SW, www.seattlefarmersmarkets.org. 10 am—noon, free.) ANGELA GARBES

There. That’s all I have to offer you. It’s better than nothing.

Oh wait! That’s not true! You can also see adorable kittens that look like Hitler—kitlers. Awww! (Thanks to my friend Alicia for the link.)

There. Now I’m done.