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As part of our continuing coverage of the Prayer Warrior’s ribs, I bring you the latest Ken Hutcherson health update (which numerologists and readers of Genesis may find extra significant)…
July 13, 2006“6 cracks in five ribs,” is what the doctor said. No wonder it hurt so much! Please pray for extra quick healing!
Your Pastor,
Hutch
Let it be a lesson to you: Propane and Poppers don't mix.
So let me get this striaght. . . Hutch wants us to pray to an all knowing all powerful always right God to heal him. This is the same God who works in mysterious ways and has a plan for everything. By asking us to pray for him Hutch is saying that a) Humans can influence God's intentions and plans b) that we should use this awesome power not to save lives or cure cancer, no, we should use it to fix his boo-boo. What a selfish prick!!
With all the praying Hutch and his congregation do, shouldn't God have prevented the accident in the first place?
Shit, my aim is off. I was trying for seven.
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Wipe your ass with a sacred Torah, or go see piss-christ. All religion is stupid.