Think American tabloid reporters can be cruel and relentless? They don’t hold a candle to the Brits, who filed this story in the Sunday News of the World: George Michael’s Sex Shame!
Apparently, photogs followed the ’80s pop icon to a London park, spied on him while he got nasty with an unemployed, “pot-bellied, 58-year-old” in a bush—and then took pictures and pursued both Michael and his quickie lover to their homes where they continued to harass them. WOW. That is the last time I ever bang somebody in a bush.
Check out the hilarious and sad and gruesome details after the leap!

George Michael…

And his park pal.
OH, HOW THE MIGHTY HAVE FALLEN!

Here are some select paragraphs from the article. BRRRRRR!!

MEGA-RICH pop superstar George Michael this week sank to new levels of depravity—trawling for illegal gay sex thrills in a London park. News of the World investigators caught the singer red-handed and red-faced as he emerged from the bushes after cavorting with a pot-bellied, 58-year-old, jobless van driver. George is a man with the world at his feet. He's on the brink of a lucrative 50-concert comeback tour, which sold out in half an hour. Yet he ignored all the risks and dangers to pull seedy Norman Kirtland. After the shock of being confronted by us, George stumbled to his flash Mercedes coupe, retrieved his keys from their hiding place on top of the rear wheel and roared off into the night — back to his world of showbiz, celebs and glitz. Meanwhile his new buddy Kirtland crept from the undergrowth looking sheepish and rushed to his Ford Transit van. As he opened the door a grubby, stained mattress was clearly visible in the back. We later tracked him to his home 60 miles away—a squalid flat in Brighton, East Sussex. Looking gross and dishevelled, Kirtland answered the door naked — pulling on grimy shorts as he invited us in. Kirtland's dingy place just off Brighton seafront, was littered with rubbish, dirty crockery and filthy laundry. His only companion is a 20-year-old cat. He told us: "... we just started kissing. He did it very well. That was one of his major points. Then it was fondling and mutual pleasuring. It wasn't full sex but it was fantastic." Kirtland's confession then took a bizarre twist as he bragged: "There's a secret that I have which no one knows about. It's a personal thing. "Most people pull away from it. But George actually seemed to respond. "OK, I admit I was there for sex. But I'm astonished a man as famous as George should even think about doing it. It's potentially so dangerous." When confronted by our team, a shaken George desperately tried to justify his sordid secret quest for cheap, risky thrills. In a sweat, the ashen-faced singer declared: "Are you gay? No? Then f*** off! This is my culture!" "I'm a free man, I can do whatever I want. I'm not harming anyone."