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Thursday, July 13, 2006

Check nuts, Dunst!

Posted by on July 13 at 11:00 AM

Goddammit! Kirsten Dunst always steals my boyfriends!

First, she took Jake away from me. Unforgivable. But now she’s pouring salt on my wounded heart and reportedly has her hands all over my SNL dreamboat, Andy Samberg!

Save some for the rest of us, you wench!


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She’s the new Winona Ryder…

Samberg, you're on my list. That's my woman you're messing with.

It's so weird. She looks like a pancake on top of a stick. Where is the appeal?

Can I have Jake now, then?

I can't stand her voice, but she does play a bitch really well.

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