Trash Check nuts, Dunst!
Goddammit! Kirsten Dunst always steals my boyfriends!
First, she took Jake away from me. Unforgivable. But now she’s pouring salt on my wounded heart and reportedly has her hands all over my SNL dreamboat, Andy Samberg!
Save some for the rest of us, you wench!
She’s the new Winona Ryder…