Other than realizing that the new Def Leppard record is actually entitled Yeah! (I think that's right up there with OU812 as far as bad album titles go), this is the best comic relief I've had all day (the show, not you, Jen). Unbelievable. I swear I just saw someone put a wig around one of those poor creatures' necks. Shit! It's back on!

I'm with you, Jen. It's good stuff. You didn't even mention the best part: one of the judges is IVANKA TRUMP. Sweet Jesus. She's a rubber glove filed with oatmeal.

I'm glad that someone took a stand against making dogs wear stupid outfits.

You're an art critic?

Oh, yeah, Keith was taking a STAND, putting a hunk of crap around its neck. You'll laugh next week when it turns out to be Keith who is told "we're going to have to ask you to leave", because he broke the rules.

Unless it's Vincent, whose model wore (hideous) leggings that he neither designed nor made.

I was crushed when the boston terrier did not win! Do you think Tim really writes his own blog?

CAROLYN!!! How DARE you question the GENIUS that is Tim Gunn!! His blog is absolutely his own undeniable voice. Download his podcasts; bitches is super well-spoken, intelligent, and hilarious. Viva la Tim Gunn!

If I hear the phrases "rich bitch," "heiress," or "old Hollywood glamour" one more time on this show, I am going to throw myself from a parapet.

You have a parapet? Cool. I agree, Tim's blog is good, and his podcasts are ACE. I could listen to that man talk for hours. And I find I agree with him more than I do with the judges. Of course, they're probably editing the show to make me feel that way, but I don't mind.

The dogs were perfect. I mean, Bradley and Stanley? I die. But you could practically hear Angela's dog thinking, "Bitch, you look like Big Bird and design like ass. Don't touch me." On a side note, are Bonnie and Michael even on the show? They barely get any face time with the camera and yet they seem to design fairly innovative things...

the corgi was the BOMB! loved him trying to get his outfit off on the runway! best show EVER!

It was the best Runway ever!

Viva la Pug!

They should have let the dogs vote. That corgi is smarter than Ivanka Trump.

Ivanka Trump and Vera Wang with equal weight in judging design is the definition of a mindfuck. loves it.

(Tim said a lot of very nice things about Ivanka in his podcast.)

Yes, he did. He has to. His cattiness is directed at the contestants, not the judges. That doesn't change the fact that Ivanka is the potato-shaped spawn of the Short-Fingered Vulgarian himself.

It's so nice having Vera Wang on board. Let's hope that bitter Oompa Loompa Michael Kors stays in rehab, or wherever he is. I thought we saw some great work last night (Keith, Kayne, Cruella De Architect).

I begged my spouse forever to buy me one of those Chinese Crested dogs (the one Keith refused to dress) until we learned they are almost impossible to housetrain. I hope he pee'd on someone.

Oh, BTW, Ivanka Trump has what I call "uglybeauty". It's exclusively the province of the very rich, groomed, and spoiled. (See also Lydia Hearst.)

"Cruella De Architect" -- oh, I just peed myself, that's absolutely perfect. It's HER.

Ivanka's beauty secret is being dipped in plastic. Or oil. A freakshow, but a tiger in bed. Just ask her daddy.

Fnarf, will you be mine?

I was in a room with five fans, and all of us agreed this was the dumbest challenge ever. In fact, we even exhumed the phrase "jumping the shark" for the occasion...

That said, we're watching next week. ("Rules are rules...")