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Friday, June 2, 2006

Trash Speaking of Sex Machines…

Posted by DAVID SCHMADER on June 2 at 15:02 PM

As anyone who grew up with Sears catalogs in the house knows, the difference between underwear advertising and pornography is often in the eye (and lap) of the beholder.

However, this negligible difference is obliterated on the website for the Shock Absorber sports bra.

(Go to site, skip the intro, then “click to see the Bounce-o-meter in action and find your perfect sports bra!” For best effect, choose double-D or higher, and the peak level of activity.)

Enjoy! Or don’t.

(Hat tip to Stranger distro prince Joe G.)

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1

Oh ladies... I knew that support garments were important... but wow, nothing like seeing a demonstation to hammer home the point.

Posted by The Peanut Gallery | June 2, 2006 3:41 PM

2

Computers have enriched our lives in so many ways.

Posted by flamingbanjo | June 2, 2006 3:42 PM

3

I CAN'T WAIT until they come up with a Shock Absorber jockstrap.

Posted by tim | June 2, 2006 5:14 PM

4

Isn't this like the third time this has been on the Slog?

As a boobie aficionado from way back, I'll agree about the Sears catalog. You kids with your fisting and plushie websites will never know the thrill that a starved human imagination can conjure up out of a black-and-white photo of a nursing bra.

Posted by Fnarf | June 2, 2006 7:42 PM

5

um, it's moderately realistic for some, but a few of the animations aren't that accurate.

Posted by Will in Seattle | June 2, 2006 7:42 PM

6

they should use real models

Posted by dan | June 4, 2006 10:51 AM

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