Trash Outing the Haters
This week’s Stranger includes several instances of anti-Chihuahua sentiment. It should be made clear that this feeling is not shared by all staff members—just those with unfortunate self-esteem issues who lash out at others to make themselves feel better.
Other dog talk overheard in the office this morning:
“I would kill my dog if he was starving… but I wouldn’t eat him.”
“I would eat it. We would be together for real—no more metaphor.”
It's not even eleven and y'all are talking about metaphors involving eating your dog?
I am definitely in the wrong profession. All we're talking about here is how much we're going to assclown our customers by moving forward with our newest initiative (answer: not enough to not move forward with the initiative).