Homo Nominate Your Choice Homosexual Crimes!
As all enlightened people know, homosexuals are valuable members of society worthy of thoroughly equal rights in housing, employment, health care, and marriage. But that doesn’t mean the gays are beyond reproach. Which is why I’m bugging you.
I’m gathering a collection of homo-specific crimes, misdemeanors, and peccadilloes, and I would love your input.
Among the crimes that have already made the list: the wearing of mesh shirts, the excessive use of “she-bonics,” and the blowing of crystal meth up butt holes.
But of course these are just the tip of the big, gay iceberg—please submit your additions (the more, the merrier!) in the comments below.
Hamster stuffing. Need I say more?