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Friday, June 16, 2006

Is Rick Santorum Trying to Tell Us Something?

Posted by on June 16 at 11:18 AM

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Would a straight man pull that hot pink tie from his closet—get it? closet?—and wear it to work? I mean, he looks gayer in that tie than I look in my boyfriend’s ass. Seriously, Rick. Just come out already.


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Maybe it's part of a reparations program!

Dude, what a total fag!

Rick Santorum is NOT a fag. And I'm the dead baby who can prove it.

LOL! Santorum is one of the "purple people" freaks!

I bet he has purple shoe laces in his purple Nike sneakers too.

Ugly!

That tie paired with a dark charcoal suit would have just been gay. But he's wearing a lavender suit. With a goddamn hot pink tie. Total closet flamer, yo.

Let's face it, most of the anti-gay Rs in office are actually closeted.

As a purveyor of fine men's cloths, I have to agree with Wendy: the suit puts it over the top.

I've heard rumors that pink is the new "power" color in DC - so the tie might be excusable - but the freakin lavender suit is what really puts the outfit over the edge.

Eww. Let him stay on their team.

Sen. Santorum has wantered into the part of the fashion jungle inhabited by pimps, rappers and athletes. He would be well served to find his way back to the blue suit and red tie plains quickly.

He looks like a facist easter egg.

Oh my god. He does look like a fascist easter egg. Good call!

You mena pink is queer? Not when Rich wears it.

I'm almost positive I saw Liberace wearing that same outfit before he died. He accessorized it better, though.

I wonder if he was wearing pants?

I refuse to believe that any gay man (with the exception of Liberace) would wear that outfit.

Is ricky color blind? I like to think a personal assistant is playing a very, very funny "gee whiz sir, you mean that wasn't your suit I got from the cleaners?" joke.

No OUT gay man would wear that outfit, but a CLOSETED gay man would. It's a cry for help—from a fascist easter egg.

Well, it IS Pride Week, after all! Maybe he's running for Grand Marshall.

Santorum wasn't the only one with the lavender suit that day. There was a bunch of GOP Senators wearing them.

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Mr. Rick Santorum is not gay, never has been gay, and chances are that he never will be gay. Mr Savage, you are a vile and evil man, and I cannot condone your actions or your words. I even took the time to write a post about in on Conservatives for American Values. Take the time to read it, I somehow think you will find it fabulous. Savagery!

If this is not the Dan Savage who write the column in question, stop imitating him...you don't want God to smite the wrong man.

It's not a lavender suit. It's Seersucker, the traditional summer suit of the south. And on Thursday, in the Senate it was Seersucker Thursday. So the GOP'ers were all wearing them (poorly I might add).

Yeah, I think a lot of *Southern* men (especially politicians) are closeted gays, too.

:-)))

I wonder if Lewis Black has heard about the "frothy mixture.." He's had some great things to say about this buttwipe.

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