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Friday, June 9, 2006

Famous in Finland

Posted by on June 9 at 14:36 PM

Who are these freaks?

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Not quite as ridiculous as these freaks from Lapland. I can't find the YouTube of their performance on EuroVision, but they seem to have been inspired by either Gwar or something even more horrifying.

Found it, and I apologize.

People from foreign countries look weird compared to us! Finland is kooky!


But they are kicking our ass in High Tech, in public health, in education, and in the environment. (Look up Nokia, and Unix and see how funny Finland is then.)


But as long as we keep making fun of other countries we'll never have to take a good hard look at ourselves.


Wouldn't it be funny if Finland ended up having the last laugh?

Here is an overview of the six countries with the highest PSIA scores in 2003:

Mathematics
1. Hong Kong 550
2. Finland 544
3. South Korea 542
4. Netherlands 538
5. Liechtenstein 536
6. Japan 534

Reading Literacy
1. Finland 543
2. South Korea 534
3. Canada 528
4. Australia 525
5. Liechtenstein 525
6. New Zealand 522

Science
1. Finland 548
2. Japan 548
3. Hong Kong 539
4. South Korea 538
5. Liechtenstein 525
6. Australia 525

Problem Solving

1. South Korea 550
2. Finland 548
2. Hong Kong 548
4. Japan 547
5. New Zealand 533
6. Macao 532

Ooops... I forgot, Finland people dress funny! They are weird!

they are not freaks! they are....beautiful!

"But I thought you liked them. They liked you."
"They didn't like ME! They never liked ME!"

Maybe it's the shiny cape. Maybe it's the hair. They just look like (blonde) Magenta and Riff Raff to me.

I guess we are all used to Michael Jackson, Brittany Spears, and most commercial Hip-Hop acts to name a few so we look else where (like finland) for our "freaks" to make ourselves seem like we are ok.

Wait, what the fuck is up with Liechtenstein? Liechtenstein?? Seriously? That's the country I use as the butt of jokes that require a totally obscure country that most people can't find on a map.

We are getting our ass kicked by LIECHTENSTEIN, people!

whatever, she's bonarific, Dont act like you wouldntt hit that

hi i thought this was crap!!
i didnt even read it! ha llol

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