Arts Wow!
For two decades I’ve heard rumors about the curious things Tom Cruise likes to put in his mouth.
But now there’s finally some proof.
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Oh for cryin' out loud, the Cruiser is NOT gonna eat it. It was a joke. He might be batshit crazy, and his beard wife might be dazed and vacant and in her 5th trimester, but the doesn't mean they don't have a sense of humor.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/4918012.stm
I'm pretty sure that the beard mother is supposed to eat the placenta of the reincarnation of L. Ron Hubbard, not the gay dad.
I read that Scientologists don't eat the placenta, because it is chock full of Thetans...
You know this is beginning to make Rosemary's Baby look like a wholesome depiction of childbearing.
Actually, a remake of Rosemary's baby with Tom and Katie would be brilliant. Get Jonathan Glazer on the line!
katie is so fucking fat...beyond pregnant
Ok kids, if your curiousity has officially been piqued, and you have access to fresh placenta, here are some recipies to try (Rachel Ray approved): http://www.mothers35plus.co.uk/plac_rec.htm
Oh, Miss Katie, Tom don't know nuthin' 'bout birthin' babies.
Do not ask too many questions at the local taco truck.
I went to the Pike market today looking for placenta - none. But testicles, brains, glands, heart and liver and kidney.........oh well.
I think Cruise has the best publicist in the world.
Katie looks radiant, even in sun glasses......viva la placenta and estrogen.
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wonder what parker and stone will make of this on South Park?
mmmm, placentalicious.