Dr. Doom to Planet: Die
A University of Texas ecologist and Distinguished Texas Scientist for 2006 received a standing ovation last month when he enthusiastically argued before a meeting of the Texas Academy of Science that 90 percent of humans must die, preferably by disease, for life on earth to survive. According to this web site, the scientist, Professor Eric Pianka, suggested that the Ebola virus would be most effective, because it—unlike, say, AIDS—acts quickly and, conveniently enough, kills nearly 90 percent of its victims.
And in unrelated news, Dr. Eric R. Pianka has been appointed the new Secretary of the Department of Health and Social Services by President Bush.
"You're doing a good job, Pinky," said President Bush, during an Oval Office press conference. . .