Remember the Hug?
Remember when George W. Bush was running in 2000 and he slimed his primary opponent and fellow Republican John McCain—calling him crazy and spreading rumors that his adopted Bangladeshi daughter was the product an adulterous interracial affair—after McCain won the New Hampshire primary? The Bush/Rove slime machine worked, and McCain lost—surprise!—several southern states, and ultimately the nomination.
And remember how in 2004 John McCain decided to swallow his anger and support Bush? And not just support him, but hold Bush ever so close? No one thought for a minute that the torture-surviving, grudge-holding McCain liked Bush. Nope, McCain’s vocal support for the Bush was seen as a calculated move to appeal to the GOP base, which delights in nothing so much as picking the kernels of corn out of George Bush’s shit. Remember all of that?
Well, fat lot of good it did him.
One of the most respectable, galvanizing politicians in American history totally sells out and gets seriously spanked. Good. Let this be a lesson. What a bright way to start the day.