Huffing Suspect of the Year
First, if you haven’t yet watched the video Savage wrote about, do it. That lady’s impassioned lucidity almost made me cry.
Then, when you need something ridiculous to take your mind of the mess of the world, come back and gaze upon this amazing mug shot:
Bestowed upon the world by The Smoking Gun, the shot features Ohio’s Patrick Tribett, who was arrested on suspicion of “abusing harmful intoxicants” after attempting to make a purchase at a Dollar General Store. Tell-tale signs of Tribett’s alleged intoxication: constricted pupils, sluggish speech, and, uh, the gold spray-paint all over his face.
Full story here.
Speaking of celebrity huffers (alleged and otherwise): Have you seen Citizen Ruth lately?
It looks like he's been kissed by God.