Arts Hollywood Mystery
The UK’s The Mirror is all abuzz about the “A-list Hollywood actor” who allegedly wanked to completion during an otherwise professional massage. Two years after the alleged 2004 incident, the masseuse remains furious and seems to be considering possible legal action. From The Mirror:
“The star—who cannot be named for legal reasons—was on a golfing holiday with his wife and staying at the Old Course Hotel in St Andrews, Scotland. The masseuse, 34, told an industrial tribunal she felt ‘abused’ by the actor’s actions. ‘It was disgusting and, even though he was a Hollywood superstar, I couldn’t believe he thought he could get away with something like that. He abused me and I considered that a criminal act. When I was giving his wife a massage afterwards, I wanted to tell her everything.’”
So…the fella has a wife, or at least he did in 2004, which automatically disqualifies him, him, and him.
But what about him, him, him, or him??
Ew.
Jude Law would not be an unattractive woman. I would not jack him off.
I would jack steve martin off, though. And Colin, of course. And probably the angry Australian guy.