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For years, Denny’s has been the place to go for craptastic food and, during the ’90s, situational racism.
But after the three deadly shootings at three different Denny’s in Southern California this week—taking the lives of five citizens—getting a skilletful of unpleasant eggs should be the least of anyone’s Denny’s worries.
Full story on the deadliest week in Denny’s history here.
Hey there: After posting my original headline, I got a little nervous about libel—BUT I just got the formal okay from the King of the Stranger to reinstate the original, so...hit your refresh button.
What is it in the loons' minds that answers the question "WHERE should I stage my killing rampage?" with "Denny's, of course"?
My theory has to do with the quantity of terrible cheese mixed in with the scrambled eggs. That is some really angry cheese; I've felt it myself.
I love the food. It is the best out there for this sort of place. All American on the Road. Predictible. Like back Home. Grand slam is good - dinner specials as well.
Tip the waiter on the spot and they will bring an extra stack for free. Order the slam with three eggs, ask first, no extra. Drink all the little cremes - better for you than the horrid coffee.
And I get sucked off in the john which helps churn the slam and settle it.
South of SFO is the quintisseessential culture of death.
After eating, park in the back corner, and take the too gorged and mellow to move nap.
Good for 24 hours.
Do not swipe the tip on the table next.
I love my brother, who can be witnessed serving up drinks at the Ballard Denny's nearly every night. Go, enjoy. No murderers, few racists. And Gabe!
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Why did you change the hilarious headline?
And BTW: southern cali can go to hell. We'd all be better off if it was swallowed up by the Pacific (worst thing I ever learned in geography was that it'll never happen. Rather, the sliver that contains LA is only moving further up the coast.)
The Grand Slam remains one of the best deals around when it doesn't kill you.