Broken-hearted? Devastated? Still angry about being dumped? Don’t spend this horrible night in a puddle of your own misery. Instead, come to Chop Suey where our very own Dan Savage is hosting our annual Valentine’s Day Bash.

For those who’ve never been, here’s the deal: Damaged souls bring mementos from failed relationships—mix CDs, wedding bands, undies, etc.—and Savage destroys them on-stage in front of an audience. It’s simple, it’s therapeutic, and by the end of the night it’s a drunken mess.

Doors are at 8 pm, and the cost is only $5—far cheaper than a trip to the shrink. See you there.