Some punk has run off with the Frites sign. For those who don’t know, Frites is the little shop inside of Neumo’s that serves Belgian Frites (or Pommes Frites), essentially classy french fries with fancy sauces. They are delicious and they make you smarter.

Apparently some fool didn’t eat his Frites and was feeling extra-dumb last night and made off with their colorful sandwichboard. The Frites folks are freakin. They just want their beloved sign back. If you are the previously mentioned punk/fool do the right thing and return the sign. Otherwise, prepare yourself for the swift and vengeful wrath of Pommes (the Belgian god of potatoes).