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Thursday, January 5, 2006

Re: This Just In

Posted by on January 5 at 10:59 AM

Regarding Pat Robertson’s characterization of Ariel Sharon’s life-imperling stroke as punishment by God for dividing Israel: What a piece of shit Pat Robertson is.

Robertson’s statements crediting God for felling Sharon stink all the more in light of Roberton’s silence following last week’s deadly blazes in Texas and Oklahoma. When anything bad happens to land occupied by good faithful Christians, Robertson somehow manages to keep his yap shut, tacitly laying the blame at the Birkenstock-clad feet of that pagan bitch Mother Nature. But whenever the shit comes down on one of his perceived enemies, it’s the miraculous hand of God.

What a fucker. I can’t wait till he’s dead, and neither can God.

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Typical of that mad asshole. Just a guess, but I bet this kills his theme park that Cienna posted on least, I really hope it does.

Nothing will kill God's theme park. Where will the troupe of miming Jesus's go?

Jesus told me that Pat Robertson is God's punishment for allowing religious nutjobs to reproduce.

If giving Sharon a stroke was evidence of God's Wrath on Israel, I wonder what Robertson makes of all the wildfires in Texas & Oklahoma? What Godless heathens are being punished there? And why?

On the plus side, the more lunatic ol' Pat gets, the worse the Kristian Kook right looks. I'd like to see Robertson on the nightly news more often; I'd especially like to see him talking about Chuck Taylor in public more. Just like I'd like to see Fred Phelps and his "God Hates Fags" and "Thank God for 9-11" signs more often.

The scarier kooks are the reasonable-sounding ones.

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