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Wednesday, January 11, 2006

Chuck Norris Action Cords

Posted by on January 11 at 13:33 PM

Last month I posted about these Chuck Norris jokes bouncing around the internet.

Today this was pointed out to me.

Life is beautiful.


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"boys will be boys".
that is, till Chuck Norris gives em a roundhouse kick to the face. then they will be naught but a poof of fine red mist.

Chuck Norris, the Beat Poet, walks into a cafe and asks the waitress "How's the pie?" The waitress replies, "The Pie is gone." Chuck Norris the Beat Poet smiles and says "Crazy. I'll take two."

Bruce Lee beat Chuck Norris like a red headed step child. =)

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