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Saturday, January 21, 2006

Bareback Mountain

Posted by on January 21 at 17:55 PM

The inevitable porn rip-off/riff-off of Brokeback Mountain—Bareback Mountain—is coming soon. Some shots from the flick can be seen here.


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You knew this was cumming. I have not seen the real Brokeback yet..I hope viewing this doesn't spoil it for me! Do they screw on a pool table in the real film?
Obviously, that link is not 'work safe', hopefully some twink won't click on it at the office!

Did they ever make a gay porn 'Lord of the Cock Rings'? I would want to see that one.

This was inevitable. I'm surprised it took this long.

I have to say, they should have taken it one step further and gone with "Bareback Mounting".

The real switch-a-roo would be if they called it Bearback Mountain and a couple of Bears went camping together so they could have unsafe sex in the woods but it instead they just really got into ranching. They would tell all their friends at the Eagle "Wow! We had a lot of sex out in the woods" but their special little secret would be they loved ranching together.

Also inevitable: the nauseating gay cliché dance mix.

I'm sure there is a 'Bearback Mountain' in the works!

Damn, and here I've been calling the inevitable porn film "Bareback Mountin'" ever since I saw the trailer... oh well, close enough.

You know what's really funny? Neocon asswipe radio host Michael Savage has already made a big point of referring to "Brokeback Mountain" as "Bareback Mounting," which goes to show how easy it was to come up with this title. I bet dozens of gay porn producers thought this all up at once and it was a race to copywrite the title. (But since there's "Bareback Mountain," could "Bareback Mounting" be far behind?"


I think it's best title would be bareback mountain.

i just wish i couldve been in the movie and havin all the fun with those guys.

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