Do you think I can get gender-reassignment surgery AND get my “apple bottom” in shape in time?

KANYE WEST 2006 GRAMMY AWARDS AFTER PARTY

We are currently seeking stunningly beautiful & gorgeous, very curvy and thick (“serious” big apple bottom bubble butt is a BIG plus!!), extremely sexy female models for the 2006 Grammy Awards after party at a luxurious LA mansion hosted by G.O.O.D. Music, Kanye West’s record label. This will be the party of the year so we are actively seeking 8 incredibly beautiful & stunningly gorgeous, very curvy, thick big apple bottom butt and extremely sexy promotional female models (urban) and upscale go-go dancers to be involved the ultra V.I.P. room at this event. Many high powered record executives and influential men will be present so we urge you to represent!!

Please email your stats and pictures ASAP. We will be making all decisions early January and models chosen will know by the 2nd week in January. We will provide travel and accommodations for 8 of you ladies from New York, if you are chosen, to fly out to California. You will be paid cash at the end of the night. Please submit at least 3 sexy eye popping recent photos, measurements, your line of work, phone numbers and a brief statement of why should we choose you within the text portion or your responses. Please be prepared to send hardcopy submissions by snail mail, if requested. DO NOT SUBMIT LINKS TO YOUR WEBSITES OR OTHER WEBSITES REPRESENTING YOU AS A MODEL!! We do not have the luxury of time to view other sites. Only those who comply with what we are looking for will be given serious consideration. Thank you.