That was sooooooooo not nice.

You got this here girl all excited... for like 1/3 of second. I hate that darned mock news..... grumble, grumble.

You got me all excited imagining this scenario and then I remembered how bulletproof the Bush administration seems to be and how unlikely this outcome is. That said, I'm hoping right along with you Dave Segal.

Some of the headlines in that issue include:

• Cheney Detained By U.S. Marshals
• SEC Charges Frist


• ATF Lays Siege to Bush Ranch


• Fugitive DeLay Spotted in San Francisco Homeless Shelter


• Rumsfeld Flies to Iraq to 'Do It Myself'


• Weinberger Calls Wolfowitz 'Idiot' in Langley Bar Fight

Hersh Tapped to Co-Author Perle Autobiography