Allen Johnson, having noticed our discussion on the Slog yesterday of his recent solo show and his past mannequin sex, writes to answer one burning question: Where in Seattle did it happen?

Eli -

The department store where I jerked off on the mannequin’s face was Frederick & Nelson.

I will avoid the Dakotas.

Cheers,

Allen

Cheers to you too, Allen. Thanks for clearing that up. And here’s hoping that if Washington laws are similar to laws in the Dakotas, the statute of limitations here has at least expired in your case.