On the heels of Seattle’s abruptly aborted “I Sunk Your Battleship!” Booze Cruise—where the vomitous actions of one drunky lass caused the whole ship to be docked hours early—comes another abruptly aborted pleasure cruise. This one set sail on Minnesota’s Lake Minnetonka, and held not a boatload of alterna-partiers but a whole bunch of Minnesota Vikings, who apparently frightened the cruise staff into returning to port after only 45 minutes with their violent horniness.

For the full story on the Vikings’ alleged “Cooz Cruise,” go here.

For those wondering if the Lake Minnetonka mentioned above is the same Lake Minnetonka used by Prince to flummox Appolonia in Purple Rain: Yes, it is.