It’s Official: Tom & Katie Have Sexual Intercourse
Or maybe he just ejaculated on her lap during one of his Dianetics-induced frenzies.
Either way, Tom Cruise and Katie Holmes are expecting their first child.
Is it cruel of me to hope that Holmes suffers a post-partum depression that drives her to the brink of suicide? I’d really love to see Cruise’s “anything can be cured with vitamins and Scientology!” theory put to a personal test…