Tom Monaghan, the man who founded the Domino’s Pizza chain, is building an entire town for orthodox Catholics in Florida to go with his Catholic university, Ave Maria.

What will this utopia be like? According to the Boston Phoenix at the first annual Boston Catholic Men’s Conference Monaghan told the crowd: “We’re going to control all the commercial real estate, so there’s not going to be any pornography sold in this town. We’re controlling the cable system. The pharmacies are not going to be able to sell condoms or dispense contraceptives.”

Yikes!