Well, at least can still take our laptops into the bathroom when we need to rub one out.

Stranger staffers may be blocked from accessing Seattle Weekly’s website, but we can thank the Goddess that we still have access to Seattle Weekly’s porn site. So what if we can’t find out what’s fresh at the Market while we’re at work? At least we can still check out some freshly shaved beaver while we’re at work. Thanks, Seattle Weekly!