I just got word of a pair of hot new street performers, via a long, detailed voicemail that’s pretty impressive as well:

“Yes, I’d like to leave a Hot Tip. There’s two girlsthey’re probably about 40, they’re twins, they’re overweight, they have a baby face, and they smell of urine. The two sisters talk at the same time always, they never talk individually, and they’re known to take advantage of men. Like I said, they have a baby face. Yesterday they were at Starbucks on Broadway, and one sat across from me and proceeded to scratch her vagina through her skirt quite vigorously. When she was done, she leaned over for about 20 minutes checking the spot on her skirt. So keep an eye out for them, they’re very, very dirty, and very, very obnoxious.”

Obviously, The Baby-Faced Twins should be placed in the running a 2005 Genius Award. But should they win for Theater or Organization?