Yeah, yeah, yeah, it seems that fishermen everywhere are creaming their pants over the fact that an 1,100 pound Tiger Shark was recently caught off the coast of Martha’s Vineyard.

Impressive. I guess!

Might I take this opportunity to remind everyone, though, that *I* recently caught an 80 lb grouper off the coast of Belize!?

Here it is again, incase you forgot.

Not bad for a girl’s first real fishing trip! Where’s my national coverage, hmmm? Where’s my fishing derby prize! Where’s my mention on the Drudge Report. That grouper, which you’ll kindly remember I named Toad, fed a whole Belizian village! Just sayin’.