Dear Dave Schmader,

Have the I, Anonymous submissions always filled your inbox at a rate of over a dozen a day? If so, I’m jealous that you always got to read them all-I’m becoming a big fan of that section of the forum. If not, perhaps the allure of knowing so many people will read your screed online, whether or not it’s chosen for the paper, is driving the avalanche of submissions. I can hardly keep up.

Curious,
Amy J