Video of the Day Lunchtime Quickie
posted by October 29 at 12:00 PM
onUm, is Bill Cosby sauced? Sloshed? Sh*t-canned? Blitzed-bombed-smashed? I think he's wearing his drunky-pants on national TV... Go Ohio State Chitlin Legs!
posted by October 29 at 12:00 PM
onUm, is Bill Cosby sauced? Sloshed? Sh*t-canned? Blitzed-bombed-smashed? I think he's wearing his drunky-pants on national TV... Go Ohio State Chitlin Legs!
posted by October 24 at 12:00 PM
onThere's no better feeling than getting WHAT done?
Happy HUMP!-ing Seattle!
posted by October 23 at 12:15 PM
onposted by October 22 at 12:05 PM
onLiterally. Lunchtime quickies for married people. I thought Sugar Daddy was wild. Miss Ashley raises the bar. Wow.
posted by October 20 at 12:01 PM
on"We live in a scary world." - Megan the Neighbor, Fairfield Ohio
posted by October 15 at 12:01 PM
onBaaawk! Sarah Palin Wanna Cracker? And/Or I Love You John Cleese...
posted by October 13 at 12:01 PM
onReal or fake? If it's real, I wonder what happened after they fished her outta the pool...
posted by October 10 at 12:15 PM
onAh ha haaa! You funny vegans with all your "funny" rules. Ah ha ha! Hooo! That's rich. Funny, funny vegans!
posted by October 9 at 12:01 PM
onI love you Betty, you horny ole' gal...
posted by October 8 at 12:10 PM
onMonkeys not only make good waiters, they're great babysitters too!
posted by October 7 at 12:30 PM
onHow's your DAD doing? Zoinks!
posted by October 6 at 12:01 PM
onMan, I really miss daytime TV sometimes...
posted by October 3 at 11:49 AM
onSarah Palin Sex Tape Leaked!
(and/or your last reminder to make that HUMP! film this weekend... entries due Monday, Oct 6.)
posted by October 1 at 12:01 PM
onOnly five more days to make a HUMP!... Uh, Bust a NutTM!
posted by September 25 at 12:00 PM
onLunchtime QuickieTM, now with totally SFW (safe for work) porn...
posted by September 24 at 12:15 PM
onWill someone please give this motherf*cker one of those little gold-and-lucite statuettes that says Employee of the Month?
Hat tip to Uncle Vinny!
posted by September 23 at 12:01 PM
onAnd now, winner of the Best Job in the WorldTM category: The 1950's Italian Police Motorcycle Drill Team...
posted by September 22 at 12:01 PM
onOoh. NOT a good day for ole Chip Maxham, weatherman...
posted by September 19 at 11:59 AM
onIf you think you're having a bad day at work, please note, it can't be half as bad as this guy's, PART TWO...
posted by September 18 at 12:05 PM
onIf you think you're having a bad day at work, please note, it can't be half as bad as this guy's...
(audio NSFW)
posted by September 17 at 12:00 PM
onNot to be outdone by CNN-Lehman-Brothers prank... um, OINK!
posted by September 16 at 12:15 PM
onBig Gay Wall Street?
posted by September 12 at 12:05 PM
onO Canada #3! After the post-election move to Canada, we'll be eating this 24 hours a day...
posted by September 11 at 12:05 PM
onO, Canada! #2 - Another good reason to migrate north after the election is their policies on smoking (or at least the fact that they once made these crazy-ass anti-smoking commercials)...
posted by September 10 at 12:15 PM
onWith all the election panic, and talk of moving to Canada, why don't we take a look at some of the fun things to do once we get there...
O, Canada! #1
posted by September 9 at 12:00 PM
onAnd now, a message from America's Best ChristianTM Betty Bowers:
Her voice sure sounds a lot like this other all-time, super-classic, favorite of favorites, Welcome To My Home? Hat tip to Scottie Yahtzee!
posted by September 8 at 12:11 PM
onI had a terrible dream last night that involved a wolf, a broken BB gun, and my grade school bully. I blame this YouTube video. And you, Sarah Palin, I blame you...
posted by September 4 at 12:01 PM
onSarah Palin and God, God, and more God...
posted by September 3 at 12:01 PM
onLook alive, at 0:25...
posted by August 28 at 12:00 PM
onHey Lindy! Have some ice cream!
posted by August 27 at 12:01 PM
onNot all men of the cloth lie about their porn collections, or dress like clowns so they can bad-touch little boys. Meet Fratello Metallo. He just loves a little Metallica...
posted by August 26 at 12:05 PM
onThese guys perform at weddings, and events in Pakistan? It hurts my brain...
posted by August 25 at 12:00 PM
onAngel Matos and his "brain explosion" take The Gold for most memorable Olympic moment...
posted by August 20 at 12:00 PM
on"I have an incomplete album that I want to finish. I have been thinking about the plan during my days in jail, I have sung rock 'n' roll for 40 years. After jail, I will continue to rock 'n' roll." - Gary Glitter
posted by August 19 at 12:01 PM
onBecause no woman likes a seat belt all up in her tiddys...
posted by August 18 at 12:01 PM
onposted by August 15 at 12:01 PM
onFOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE: August 12, 2008 BIGFOOT BODY FOUND. DNA evidence and photo evidence to be presented at a Press Conference to be held: Date: Friday, August 15, 2008 Time: From 12 Noon-1:00 pm Place: Cabana Hotel-Palo Alto (A Crown Plaza Resort) 4290 El Camino Real, Palo Alto, California 94306
I kinda wish I was there to listen to these yahoos try to convince everyone that their discovery of the Tooth Fairy, I mean Bigfoot is NOT a hoax...
posted by August 13 at 12:06 PM
onposted by August 12 at 12:01 PM
onHow come they get Pānico...
... and we get America's Next Top Model, Smallville, One Tree Hill, Veronica Mars, and an endless supply of NOT-funny-nor-was-it-ever Seinfeld re-runs. It's not f*cking fair.
posted by August 11 at 12:01 PM
onThe 2008 Olympics should have been held in Brasil not Beijing... who's with me?