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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

And The Winners Are...

posted by on October 29 at 3:42 PM

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Fucking Queers, $2,000 for Best Hardcore.
(Close second, Edged, and third B'Witched.)

Butthole Lickin', $2,000 for Best Humor.
(Close second, Le Petite Morte. Third, The Great Humpkin.)

The Ride The Ducks hottie won $500 for Best Actress.
And... Ms. Sylvia O'Stayformore took home $500 for Best Actor for Douche: Dry and Sandy.

Huzzahs! Big congratulations to everyone, and bigger thanks to every single person who participated in HUMP! 4. A special How Was It? video is on the way. In the meantime, read more about it HERE.


Saturday, October 25, 2008

It's a Beautiful Day...

posted by on October 25 at 5:33 PM

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...for watching porn in a dark room with a bunch of strangers.

Unclear on the Whole HUMP! Concept

posted by on October 25 at 3:38 PM

We've gotten a few letters like this...

I can't make it to a HUMP screening this weekend. No tickets, no desire to stand in line. I would like to purchase a DVD but can find no information about doing so on your website.

And this...

Can copies of your short films be purchased?

People make and submit films to HUMP! We make one master copy and one back up copy of the films chosen to be shown during the festival—Seattle's oldest, largest, and only amateur porn festival!—and return all original copies to the filmmakers. We police screenings to prevent people from using recording devices. (We've never had a problem, but just to be on the safe side.) After the last screening we destroy our two copies on stage in front of the final audience. We don't keep copies of the films, we don't sell copies of the films. HUMP! allows people to be porn stars for a weekend not for life.

So, no, we can't sell you a DVD of HUMP! 4. If you don't make it to a screening of this year's HUMP!, you miss this year's HUMP! These people lined up for the 4 PM screening are going to see HUMP!...

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And there are three more screenings today—at 6 PM, 8 PM, and 10 PM—and some rush seats may be available. But the only way to see the films in HUMP! 4 is to get your butt down to On the Boards for HUMP! 4!

Early Morning HUMPing

posted by on October 25 at 12:09 PM

Three hundred people lined up outside On the Boards before noon this morning for the first screening of HUMP...

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It's going to be a long day for me, Caroline, Lane, Ross, Sarah, Audrey, the Department of HUMPland Security, and the rest of the gang. We all got here at 10 this morning and we're going to be here—taking tickets, checking IDs, counting ballots, and serving drinks—until after midnight. But, hey, you're worth it, Seattle. You deserve the alternately sexy, hilarious, disturbing, and ennobling porn being shown at HUMP this weekend.


Friday, October 24, 2008

Deep Thought

posted by on October 24 at 3:36 PM

HUMP! is one of Seattle's largest annual arts events. Two days, eleven screenings, each and every screening sold out. Tickets being scalped on CL. Is there another arts event on this weekend that can say the same?

The Hottest Ticket in Town

posted by on October 24 at 10:11 AM

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Seattle's biggest, best, and only amateur (and locally produced) porn festival kicks off at 4 PM today at On the Boards. All eleven screenings are are sold out, but some rush seats may be available at each screening. If you don't have a ticket your best bet is to line up for rush seats at least a half an hour before a screening. You'll have better luck getting rush tickets to the 4 PM or 6 PM screenings today, or to tomorrow's noon, 2 PM, and 4 PM screenings, than you will getting rush tickets to one of the 8 or 10 PM screenings.

See you at HUMP!, lucky ticket holders!


Monday, October 20, 2008

HUMP! 4—MORE TICKETS RELEASED!

posted by on October 20 at 11:41 AM

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Everyone who submits a film to HUMP! gets a pair of tickets to a screening of their choice. Another good reason to make a film for HUMP! But making tickets available to all filmmakers—whether or not their films make the cut—means we have to hold back a number of tickets for all HUMP! screenings until the filmmakers pick the shows they want to attend. Now that the filmmakers have their tickets in hand, we're able to release about forty extra tickets we were holding back. Which means that additional tickets for choice screenings—Friday at 8 and 10; Saturday at 4, 6, and 10—are available for purchase here.


Wednesday, October 15, 2008

HUMP! 4—Are All the Evening Shows Sold Out?

posted by on October 15 at 10:29 AM

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Yes and no. All the tickets we've released for the first eight announced HUMP! 4 screenings sold out in 48 hours. We added three more screenings; one is now sold out but there are still some tickets available for the 4 PM screening on Friday and the noon screening on Saturday. But since everyone who submits a film to HUMP! gets a pair of tickets to a screening of their choice, we had to hold back some tickets for evening screenings on Friday and Saturday. As soon as all the HUMP! contributors have claimed their tickets, we'll release whatever tickets we have left—and we'll announce the release of any and all additional tickets to HUMP! here on Slog just as soon as possible.

Get your HUMP! tickets here.


Thursday, October 9, 2008

Overheard at the HUMP! Jury Screening Tonight

posted by on October 9 at 10:20 PM

“Is he going to turn her completely inside out?”

"Do I have one of those inside me too?"

"That proves the existence of an evil God."

"I can't believe Kelly left right before that."

"It's like Goatse live."

"I've never seen anything like that."

"I'd like to talk to the medical board about revoking Dr. Bloom's license."

"What do you think her job is?"

"I expect she's a smuggler of some sort."


Friday, October 3, 2008

HUMP! 4: Deadline for Submissions!

posted by on October 3 at 4:21 PM

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Submissions to HUMP! 4—Seattle's biggest, best, and, uh, only amateur (and locally produced!) porn festival—must be in our offices by 5:30 PM on this coming Monday. (Psst! The HUMP! jury won't actually be gathering to view submissions and decide what's going into the festival until Tuesday night, so if you need an extra night to work on your film... take it. Just make sure we have your submission in our offices by 4 PM on Tuesday, which is the dropdeadline.) Tickets for HUMP! 4 go on sale Wednesday October 8. Watch this space—and that print edition we sometimes put out—for details, show times, and updates!

More info about HUMP!—including mandatory release forms—here.


Wednesday, September 24, 2008

It's Hump Day

posted by on September 24 at 5:31 PM

Hump Tip #3

Only 12 more days to make a HUMP! film! People are still trying to find each other HERE. Maybe you have camera, but no actors? Or maybe you have people but no cameraman... either way, it's not too late. Not yet.

Also, remember that you might not even need a bunch of actors - perhaps you just need ONE, and uh, a bunch of bananas, donuts, peaches, and Twizzlers...


Thursday, September 18, 2008

HUMP! Tip #2

posted by on September 18 at 4:54 PM

GET A CAMERA. Borrow, rent, or steal one. Okay, maybe not the latter. You can rent one HERE, HERE, or HERE. Also remember most new digital still cameras (and cell phones) have a video options.

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17 More Days! Get HUMP!-ing.


Wednesday, September 17, 2008

It's Hump Day

posted by on September 17 at 4:20 PM

Wednesday, Sept 17th. And you know what? There's only 18 more days to make a HUMP! film. EIGHTEEN. The clock is seriously ticking. I'm going to start posting tips, every day, to hopefully inspire you to be a HUMP! filmmaker, instead of just a HUMP! filmgoer. Sir Savage answers some FAQ in Savage Love this week, and there's tons more information HERE.

HUMP! Tip #1
CASTING. Don't write some elaborate script that's going to be impossible to cast. Find actors first. Remind them that part of the HUMP! protocol is destroying the film, onstage, at the final screening of the festival. It's NOT coming back to haunt anyone. Also remind them that they don't necessarily have to show their face. Get creative. Think Halloween! Think masks. Um, maybe think bunny masks? Like this still from the brand new Vivid Alt flick Honey Bunny?

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Little bunny WOOT WOO. Watch the trailer HERE. NSFW (duh).


Friday, September 5, 2008

Enclosure (in a Letter to the Editor) of the Day

posted by on September 5 at 12:35 AM

Uh, has this already been all over the web? I haven't seen it, a Google image search isn't giving me any matches to it, and the letter-to-the-editor writer (the email they sent is in a thread that mentions http://whatreallyhappened.com and alaskacafe.blogspot.com, though I can't find it on either site) hasn't gotten back to me. It's gotta be fake, right?

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Did anyone else just put on Hall & Oates' "Sara Smile"?


Friday, June 27, 2008

Today's HUMP Classified Ad

posted by on June 27 at 2:45 PM

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Gay Bondage and JO Porn for HUMP!

We want to make a short film for HUMP that involves a bondage and JO scene. We're looking for a hot guy with a nice dick who's turned on by being tied down and edged. No oral, no anal, no nothin' else. Filming will probably take two to three hours, and we're willing to pay the right guy $200 (negotiable for the really right guy!), and we'll give you a cut of the winnings if we win. Last year's top winners were a lesbian bondage film and a gay humor film—this one will have gay bondage and humor, so we're sure to win!

It'll be safe and fun, and you don't have to show your face in the film if you're not comfortable with that. But you gotta have a hot bod!

You can respond to this ad here. More HUMP ads are here. And you can place your own HUMP classified here.


Thursday, June 26, 2008

Today's HUMP Classified Ad

posted by on June 26 at 4:41 PM

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Have Camera and Editing Gear

Need shooting and cutting, or both? Let me know. I have a bitchin HD camera and an equally bitchin Final Cut editing station. For the last 2 years, folks I know have talked big about doing HUMP, but nothing came out of it. If you have the idea and the personnel, I have all the tech goodies.

You can respond to this ad here. More HUMP ads are here. And you can place your own HUMP classified here.


Tuesday, June 24, 2008

Today's HUMP Classified Ad

posted by on June 24 at 1:40 PM

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Redhead male with small dick looking for once only extra role

Hi, this is the first time i have done this. I have always wanted to be part of a Sex or Porn movie. I don’t think i am star material but think as an extra i could play the part. I am willing to do anything as an extra. I have a small uncut dick that measures 2.5 soft and 3.5 hard. it is small and some say cute. I am a redhead and good looking. Well i think i am...lol maybe a role as a humiliated husband or boyfriend. a cockold role would also be suitable for the situation. Can anyone help me here and point me in the right direction. This would be a one off. Well if i was good and liked it i would have to give my day job up.

To respond to this ad, go here. To read other HUMP ads—or to take one out yourself—go here.


Monday, June 23, 2008

Today's HUMP Classified Ad

posted by on June 23 at 4:17 PM

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Female owned erotica publication seeking women to assist in HUMP video

Erotic publication, BLAM! BLAM! is seeking women in the film industry to help us make a short film for Hump. We'd love to get women involved in the brainstorming session to help flush out a story. You are preferably involved in the industry and can provide ideas as well as talent, or assistance on some level. We are interested in dedicated amateurs and professionals. Must be 18+.

We are a publication for the predominately hetero women and want to make an erotic film/porn that will appeal mainly to women. (This is why we are interested in having support from women.) Feel free to check out our website to get an idea of what we're about. www.blamblam.com.

To respond to this ad, go here. You can advertise for help with your HUMP film here.


Friday, June 20, 2008

"Liberty Wants To Be In Hump!!!!!"

posted by on June 20 at 12:52 PM

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The indulgent management at Liberty, the best little cocktail-and-sushi lounge on 15th Avenue, is inviting filmmakers making pieces for HUMP to shoot at their bar. Liberty would be a great location for anyone that wants to add some local color—and perhaps some delicious sashimi—to their HUMP submission.

Liberty's HUMP classified ad is here. Full details on making and submitting a film for HUMP—Seattle's amateur (and locally produced!) porn festival—are here.


Tuesday, October 23, 2007

Your Car Keys

posted by on October 23 at 12:38 PM

You came to HUMP! 3. You laughed, you cried, you winced, you voted. And then, on your way out, you realized that you'd lost your car keys too. We looked and looked and couldn't find 'em. Well guess what? They've turned up at On The Boards--the keys to your Acura. We would give you a call if we hadn't given up on finding your keys and tossed your phone number last week. Hopefully you'll see this note and give us a call.


Monday, October 15, 2007

HUMP: How Was It?

posted by on October 15 at 1:01 PM

Kelly O asks HUMP! 4 audiences how it was for them...


Tuesday, October 9, 2007

Fleshbot on HUMP

posted by on October 9 at 10:31 AM

Of all the sexy events we don't get to attend every year due to our enforced isolation in the Fleshbot porn blogging compound, Seattle's HUMP! Festival is one we regret missing the most: in order to encourage participants to submit their most uninhibited film and video entries without having to worry about that harpy in Human Resources seeing their naughty bits splayed all over the interweb at some point, all submissions are destroyed in front of the audience at the end of each year's program. Which means that those of us who didn't manage to make it to Seattle last weekend missed out on all those "couches doing the nasty, sex on roller skates, aliens fucking predators, hot straight foot-fetish videos, sex machines taking over the world, sweet and oily robot love ... come shots in SAM's Olympic Sculpture park, an evil gay genius doing scorchin' hot boys under the Space Needle, and ever so much more."

Monday, October 8, 2007

HUMP 3 Winners!

posted by on October 8 at 1:36 PM

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The nice folks at On the Boards were concerned as they braced for eight screenings of HUMP this weekend. They had never moved 2400 ticket holders through their building in the space of 26 hours. But by the mid-way point on Saturday--after the twelve hundredth HUMPer had taken his or her seat--OTB artistic director Lane Czaplinski and Sarah Wilke were marveling at how polite and good natured Seattle's porn fans are. People were excited to be at HUMP, thrilled that they could buy a drink in the lobby before the screening, and willing to be quickly herded out the doors to make way for the next crowd. Seattle's third annual amateur-and-locally-produced porn festival came off without a hitch.

Before we announce the winners of this year's HUMP, I would like to thank to Lane and Sarah and everyone else at OTB for allowing us to smut up the place for the weekend. Thanks to OTB twice as many people were able to attend HUMP this year--and see it on a much bigger screen--as were able to attend in years past.

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And what did attendees see? Couches doing the nasty, sex on roller skates, aliens fucking predators, hot straight foot-fetish videos, sex machines taking over the world, sweet and oily robot love, Ken Schram having it his way with Ivar Haglund, come shots in SAM's Olympic Sculpture park, an evil gay genius doing scorchin' hot boys under the Space Needle, and ever so much more. And only HUMP ticket holders got to see these things: We destroyed our only copies of the films at the end of the last screening, right in front of the audience.

There were two $2000 first-place prizes this year: Best Hardcore and Best Humor. We didn't break the films out into Hardcore or Humor categories. Instead we let HUMP audiences decide which films belonged in which category. Everyone that attended HUMP was handed a ballot on the way in and got to cast one vote for Hardcore and one for Humor for any two films.

And here are the films that received more than 100 votes in the Hardcore category:

Rise of the Machines, with 148 votes. A humorous look at a future ruled by President Dan Savage (who succeeded President Jenna Bush) and insatiable sex machines that make women squirt.

Sex on Roller Skates, with 172 votes. Two tall, lean, very good-looking boys skate into Capitol Hill's Pony, play a little Air Hockey, and then fuck the night away--on roller skates. In the morning they go for a naked skate through SAM's Olympic Sculpture Park.

Vampire Strip Club, with 352 votes. A hot babe with an incredible body auditions to work at the titular strip club. But it's not just a vampire-themed strip club...

Broken, with 396 votes. An evil genius with a sex-slave ray gun enslaves the Federal Department of Terrorism investigator sent to arrest him. Told backwards, a la Momento, this film involved tons of hot gay sex, gigantic come shots, and HUMP's only mention of Mitt Romney.

And coming in first in the Hardcore category, taking home the trophy, the check for $2000, and a gift basket from Babeland...

Lauren Likes Candy, with 480 votes. This was HUMP's only girl-on-girl submission this year--and it rocked the house. Candy confesses that she's a pain slut, and the sadistic Lauren is only to happy to provide Candy with the pain she craves. This hardcore BDSM flick pushed the audiences comfort levels and the audiences rewarded the filmmakers with their votes.

And here are the films that received more than 100 votes in the Humor category:

AFP, with 117 votes. A pizza delivery boy straight out of Alien serves some hot sausage to a desperate housewife straight out of Predator. An animated short, AFP--or Alien Fucks Predator--featured the evening's most surprising come shot.

The Room, with 314 votes. When two roommates run out to get a sandwich their couches seize the opportunity. The couches proceed to get it on in more positions than even the horniest sofaphile thought possible.

Zombie Tapioca Lovefest 4000, with 423 votes. After sleeping with every freak in Seattle, a desperate man--a cute desperate man--decides to go for the only thrill left: fucking the dead. Well, the undead. In a tub full of tapioca pudding. Great production values, hilarious dialogue, and a cunnilingus scene that will live in infamy. Truly outstanding.

And coming in first in the Humor category, taking home the trophy, the check for $2000, and a gift basket from Babeland...

Queer Safari, with 729 votes. The runaway audience favorite of HUMP 3, Queer Safari featured a huge troop of actors, the biggest dick in this year's festival, and absolutely hilarious script. A Steve Irwin-style adventurer enters Woodland Park with only a picture of his wife, his wits, and his cameraman to protect him. There he encounters the Pacific Northwest's largest glory hole, roaring bears, roaming packs of endangered twinks, lurking dudes, and dancing fag hags. Queer Safari ends with a Blair Witch parody that, amazingly, wasn't tired at all thanks to the filmmakers creativity and their actors' willingness to take risks--and, uh, the biggest cock in this year's HUMP.

Congrats to Lauren Likes Candy and Queer Safari, this year's winners. And, hey, a big round of applause for the audiences that choose these films. The audiences at HUMP were overwhelmingly straight and yet they gave top honors to two queer films. Some of the strongest submissions this year--Broken, Sex on Roller Skates, Lauren Likes Candy, and Queer Safari--were queers. "The homos really brought it," one audience member told me on the way out. They sure did!

But thanks to everyone that entered--gay, straight, lesbian, bisexual, alien, sofa--and, hey, HUMP 4 is coming up in just twelve months. Hopefully straight Seattle will rise to the challenge and it'll be HUMP 4: Revenge of the Breeders!


Friday, October 5, 2007

Tonight's the Night: HUMP! 3

posted by on October 5 at 12:47 PM

Seattle amateur-and-locally-produced porn festival is officially the hottest ticket in town. All eight HUMP! screenings at On the Boards are sold out, so if you're not one of the 2400 ticket holders, well, you're shit out of luck, right?

Not necessarily. Rush seats will be available before each screening, and each year we manage to squeeze a few people in. The best bet for rush tickets are the not-quite-prime-time screenings. There probably won't be many (or any) rush tickets for tonight's or Saturday's 8 PM screenings, but there should be some for tonight's 6 PM screening or tomorrow's noon, 2, and 4 PM screenings.

There's no opening night party for HUMP! but there are plenty of bars in the area. And, hey, you're going to need a drink and some time to process Lauren Likes Candy, Queer Safari, AFP, Thank God the Audio Works, and the other great films submitted for this year's HUMP! May I suggest a drink at Solo Bar after your screening? It's is just 4 short blocks from On the Boards and tonight they're featuring DJs spinning sleazy disco--a perfect match for HUMP!


Friday, September 28, 2007

Sex Survey Results

posted by on September 28 at 3:20 PM

A sloppy, wet thank you to all 3,565 of you who took our online sex survey this week. We're tabulating the results right now.

Which Seattle neighborhood is most into bestiality? Who's kinkier, couples who meet on MySpace or couples who meet in church? Why do so many Capitol Hill women say they are repulsed by testicles? Look for these and other titillating totals and trends in our October 4 Hump! issue.

Also: There are literally just a handful of Hump! 3 tickets left (only for the October 6 Noon screening). We cannot add any more screenings. Get yours before they're gone for good.


Friday, September 21, 2007

One More HUMP

posted by on September 21 at 3:32 PM

Someone's scalping tickets to HUMP over at Craigslist. The scalpers are moving in because the four shows we originally announced sold out, and the two added shows we announced on Thursday sold out in 24 hours. We've added one more show--Saturday October 6 at 2 PM. Tickets--at regular, non-scalper prices--are on sale here.


Monday, September 17, 2007

HUMP! Screenings Added

posted by on September 17 at 4:51 PM

Tickets are now available for additional shows.

HUMP! goes down at On the Boards Friday, October 5, and Saturday, October 6. Tickets are on sale now for added a 10 pm Friday show and a 4 pm on Saturday show. Get 'em while they're, uh, gettable.

HUMP! Is Sold Out--For the Moment

posted by on September 17 at 4:26 PM

We thought we could get away with fewer screenings this year -- since this year's venue, On the Boards, has almost three times as many seats. But the four announced shows have sold out already... so we're adding more. Times to be announced shortly.


Friday, September 14, 2007

Sex Sells

posted by on September 14 at 3:43 PM

...and Hump! 3 is about to sell out. A few tickets are still available for the 6 pm shows October 5 and 6.

Sex Survey

posted by on September 14 at 11:00 AM

I posted this yesterday, but I'm moving up--keep those suggested questions coming!

For our upcoming HUMP issue, which hits the streets October 4, we're going to bring back our annual Stranger Sex Survey. We're compiling questions right now--the stuff we wanna know about our readers' dirty, dirty sex lives--and I wanted to invite Sloggers to suggest questions too.

What do you wanna know? Post any and all suggested sex questions in comments and look for the Stranger Sex Survey in next week's issue of The Stranger.


Thursday, September 13, 2007

HUMP!

posted by on September 13 at 12:57 PM

Oh, and tickets are on sale NOW.


Wednesday, September 12, 2007

HUMP

posted by on September 12 at 7:25 PM

Monday was the deadline for getting films in for this year's HUMP. Now we're sitting in the basement of my house, eating hot dogs and corn on the cob, and watching the submissions. Just another night at home with the fam.

Tickets for HUMP go on sale tomorrow...


Monday, September 10, 2007

HUMP Tickets

posted by on September 10 at 2:09 PM

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HUMP! tickets go on sale this Thursday. Watch this space for info about getting yours...


Tuesday, September 4, 2007

HUMP! 3

posted by on September 4 at 3:17 PM

This has never happened before. The deadline for submitting a film for HUMP! is a week away, and we already have four submissions in the building... here's hoping this year's HUMP! is the best HUMP! yet...


Friday, August 3, 2007

Who Doesn't Love Porn?

posted by on August 3 at 12:42 PM

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More HUMP! info here.


Thursday, July 26, 2007

Our Coverage

posted by on July 26 at 2:49 PM

Eli is carefully tracking the Hillary v. Obama dustup; Josh and Erica are debating the mayor's housing policies; Jen is writing movingly about two artists that committed suicide (or was it muuuuurrrrderrrrr?); Dominic is slapping around congressional Dems in the Washington delegation for a boneheaded vote on medical marijuana; and Jonathan Golob is debunking that obesity-is-contageous study.

Me? I'm writing "Savage Love"--or I'm supposed to be writing "Savage Love." The cover of the current issue of The Stranger, which is sitting on my desk, keeps distracting me. Mostly because I'm hoping that everyone pictured on the cover--with the exception of, uh, that wee baby in the lower left-hand corner--is making a film for HUMP!, the Stranger's annual amateur and locally produced porn festival. But I'm especially hoping that these three guys are making a film for HUMP!

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And this guy too, if he's a guy and not one of those sexy boyish lesbians that make me feel conflicted and confused...

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Ecce Homo shall start discussion in the comments thread attached to this post concerning the appalling inappropriateness of this post, detailing my deficiencies as a parent and a person. Other commenters will then weigh in, decrying my ageism, my looksism, my anti-fat bigotry, and my promotion of the "unattainable beauty standards" that these guys somehow managed to attain.

But it will be worth it if these guys--all of them photographed at Pony last weekend--will see this post and decide, hey, we're gonna enter HUMP.

For details about how you--the guys shown above, everyone else reading at home--can enter HUMP!, click here.


Tuesday, March 27, 2007

"Pirate vs. Ninja"

posted by on March 27 at 3:42 PM

One of the highlights of the very first HUMP, the Stranger's annual locally produced porn festival, was lesbian sex romp "Pirate vs. Ninja." It featured a buxom pirate and a butch, mohawked ninja battling it out for the, uh, hand of a bound, blindfolded babe kneeling in a treasure chest filled with other booty. It had the best dialogue of any HUMP entries that year--to say nothing of the best swordplay and, once the ninja defeated the pirate, some of the hottest sex. Turns more than one way to swallow a sword.

If you missed the first HUMP, or you had your head in your date's lap during "Pirate vs. Ninja," the video is now available for purchase at TwoBigMeanies.com. It's a steal at $3.99.

And while you're at the site check out some of the other fine, original, and locally produced BDSM porn at TwoBigMeanies.com. If you though the Stranger's 2006 Sexiest Personal Trainer--Miss Candy--was hot, then you'll wanna check out her star turn at TwoBigMeanies.

Oh, and speaking of HUMP...

We're gearing up for HUMP 3 and we're looking for a good tag line. Last year we called it "HUMP 2: Electric Boogaloo." So far we've come up with "HUMP 3: Free To Screw You and Me." Anyone got any better ideas?

More HUMP 3 details coming soon. We're going to have bigger prizes, more prize categories, and more fun get-this-in-your-video challenges for filmmakers. This year's HUMP goes down October 19-20. Mark your calendars, call your sexually adventurous friends, and make plans to make porn!

NOTE: None of the links above are safe for work (though you'd have to be a fucking moron not to deduce that from the phrases "lesbian sex romp" and "BDSM porn").


Wednesday, November 29, 2006

Operation Infinite Donkey

posted by on November 29 at 12:04 PM

This is what the war on terror has come down to.
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Wednesday, September 13, 2006

Getting a Leg Up in Porn, Now Available on DVD

posted by on September 13 at 5:40 PM

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The second-place winner at The Stranger's amateur porn extravaganza last weekend has decided to sell his wildly popular movie for $10 a copy...


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Want to own the short film about which David Schmader wrote...

Made me laugh so hard I repeatedly snorted like a hog.

...and which involved the use of the game Mousetrap in a manner that, again quoting Schmader, "deserves the comedy equivalent of the Nobel Prize"?

Details in the jump...

(Via Seattlest.)

Continue reading "Getting a Leg Up in Porn, Now Available on DVD" »


Monday, September 11, 2006

Antenna Balls are the New Tits

posted by on September 11 at 1:34 PM

While everyone else is chitter-chattering about vaginas, female-ejactulations, and the honkin-huge hose on that lawn boy kid, I personally can't get over the terrifying, yet, kinda HOT dream I had, after seeing HUMP!, that involved me being chased down Broadway by a GIANT Jack in the Box antenna ball.... Let's just say, he "caught" me, and now I can't even walk by that restaurant without feeling, well, "funny". Have I lost my mind? Will I ever be able to go in there and order a Jack Taco without feeling like a pervert? In any case, the filmmaker of HUMP!'s "Jacking Off" is brilliant, and just as good as any or all of those animated shows on cable's [adult swim]. Huzzahs!!

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