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Wow. If you're going to come up with a stupid contest, at least make it bulletproof. And don't bitch when your clever readers joke about gaming you.

Posted by w7ngman | October 3, 2008 3:04 PM
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What w7ngman said. This is just sad and pathetic.

Posted by Julie in Chicago | October 3, 2008 3:09 PM
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They might've just handled this once Chuck began referrring to his fan base as "The Cult". Was "The Sheep" already taken?

Posted by Diamond Fist | October 3, 2008 3:11 PM
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I hope the film... well CHOKEs

Posted by apttitle | October 3, 2008 3:11 PM
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I'd only participate if Chuck will fuck me. Hard. His books suck now anyway.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 3, 2008 3:18 PM
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I donít know about the book, but the film was awful, and a film about sex addiction should be funny. Angelica Houston, who nailed the dysfunctional mom role in the film Grifters, just looks bored to death in this film.

Posted by SeMe | October 3, 2008 3:25 PM
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Chuck - Your per-theater numbers are so high because it's showing in less theaters. Is the math eluding you on that, or are you convinced it's because the film is so damn great? Lord knows you've spent as much on advertising as any of the blockbusters have.

Posted by Dougsf | October 3, 2008 3:45 PM
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The next person to buy a ticket to CTHULHU in Denver also gets to buy a ticket to it when it moves to the Laurelhurst in Portland two weeks from now, and can also give me a ride to the food bank.

Posted by Grant Cogswell | October 3, 2008 4:08 PM
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The next person to buy a ticket to CTHULHU in Denver also gets to buy a ticket to it when it moves to the Laurelhurst in Portland two weeks from now, and can also give me a ride to the food bank.

Posted by Grant Cogswell | October 3, 2008 4:09 PM
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Uh. . . I didn't dislike the movie, but I didn't think it was good enough to recommend it to all of my friends. Certainly not good enough to see it again. So. No?

And if it WERE that good, I'd do it without you asking me to, so. . . no?

Kthx.

Posted by violet_dagrinder | October 3, 2008 4:14 PM
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The next person to assault Grant Cogswell gets the scathing satisfaction of beating up someone down on their luck.

Posted by Tori Spelling | October 3, 2008 4:28 PM
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This reminds me of the time Oral Roberts threatened that God was going to 'call him home' if people didn't send in $8 million to his church.

Posted by E | October 3, 2008 5:05 PM
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I love/am-horrified-by the fact that there are diehard, cultish fans of Chuck Palahniuk. Have they even READ his books, namely Fight Club and Survivor?

Posted by danhowes | October 3, 2008 5:55 PM
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@1 for the win.

Now, wake me when it comes out in 3-D.

Posted by Will in Seattle | October 3, 2008 7:42 PM
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Cogswell is the new Palahniuk

Posted by paulus | October 3, 2008 10:26 PM
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