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Thursday, October 9, 2008

“The Only Thing That Won’t Go Down Is the Boat!”

posted by on October 9 at 18:04 PM

That line appeared as a targeted ad in my [heterosexual female] friend’s gmail yesterday. It links to this Bostonian booze cruise, whose website offers a pic of the following lovely gal—presumably one of the innumerable things that (unlike the boat) will be going down over Boston Harbor:



That’s quite the slogan, Boatonian: A whole boatful of people who will blow you! Also, you probably will not drown!

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I think it was Melville who wrote:


Posted by John Bailo | October 9, 2008 6:11 PM

A sexy boat cruise is dirty and disgusting. Jesus says NO!

Posted by elenchos | October 9, 2008 6:19 PM

The Standells were awesome. Just awesome.

Posted by dr_awesome | October 9, 2008 8:04 PM

too bad Boston's full of sexually prudish/retarded 25-35 year olds

Posted by CM | October 9, 2008 10:50 PM

did you check out the videos? it's a whole smorgasbord of fratboy heaven: skinny blonds, fat chicks, crunkin', and pole dancing!

Posted by smiller555 | October 10, 2008 12:24 AM

Hmmm -- is oral sex worth an horrible death dissolving in an acidic harbor full of turds and chemicals?

Posted by Just Sayin | October 10, 2008 7:57 AM

this post would be way better if i could see one, just one, of her breasts.

Posted by max solomon | October 10, 2008 9:12 AM

Is the Miller Lite part of the performance? Because the fizzing could be an interesting sensation.

Posted by Greg | October 10, 2008 10:56 AM

I lived in Boston for many years, and I have to agree with CM @4. Looking at those photos made me so happy that I no longer have to date body builders with highlights and guys with white baseball hat. Cuz really, that's what 95% of the 18-34 crowd looks like there.

Posted by RatGirl | October 10, 2008 2:08 PM

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