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Posted by um | October 15, 2008 3:23 PM

He wants more kids but because she's 50 and has George Washington teeth and stands to piss, no-can-do. He's still a toots and can get himself a 23-year-old brood mare to shoot out a few before he tumbles into peepawhood.

Posted by Always hated Mo | October 15, 2008 3:26 PM

It's about time. Talk about the most boring couple in the world. She should go fuck Miley Cyrus now.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 15, 2008 3:27 PM

That's one hot piece of Scot trim that just landed on the market. I'd hit that with anything that wasn't nailed down (which means just about everything but Jesus).

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 15, 2008 3:29 PM

She's moving on to Derek Jeeter or Alex Rodriguez, can't remember which.

Posted by monkey | October 15, 2008 3:44 PM

See, I can't stand Madonna. Her music gives me hives, her stunts were grating 20 years ago, etc. But she actually seems kinda fun in that interview, and he acts like an ass.

Posted by Uncle Vinny | October 15, 2008 3:44 PM

Guy is sooo hot!

Posted by Vince | October 15, 2008 3:54 PM

good riddance. mr. ritchie always had the look of a man who'd made a deal with the devil and immediately regretted it, viz., five minutes after he said 'i do'.

Posted by scary tyler moore | October 15, 2008 3:55 PM

so, madge finally got rid of the excess baggage. he's a hack of a director, he basically followed everything she wanted to do (kabbalah, etc.) and she is the mother of reinvention while this guy keeps making the same movie over and over. this has gotta hurt richie as his new (same old same old) movie is about to drop. see ya limey!

Posted by squirrel fest | October 15, 2008 4:22 PM

she got what she wanted out of the deal.

Posted by max solomon | October 15, 2008 4:28 PM

She gets to keep all the red Kabalah strings, but she has to give the English accent back.

Posted by Fnarf | October 15, 2008 5:14 PM

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