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1

I would! Then I'd try to fuck him.

Posted by Mike in MO | October 1, 2008 11:17 AM
2

Was I seriously alive during the '80s? Was this really the way it was? Good Lord.

Posted by whatevernevermind | October 1, 2008 11:19 AM
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Yes, but I wouldn't be okay with my kid sharing the same classroom with Chris Crocker.

Seriously.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 1, 2008 11:21 AM
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if you're a homosexual principal, or a closeted one like i had, then the answer is you ONLY hire homosexuals.

Posted by max solomon | October 1, 2008 11:27 AM
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WHY IS THIS ON SLOG? GOD! I AM SO FUCKING MAD ABOUT IT BEING ON HERE! DON'T YOU KNOW THERE'S A WAR GOING ON?

Posted by Meagan | October 1, 2008 11:30 AM
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No, I would only hire terrified, compliant young women, and make them stay after work for in-depth consultations, and make them wait in my darkened anteroom before bursting into the room from a ceiling panel overhead, dressed head to toe in gold lycra, brandishing a sword, shouting slogans from the Kabbalah.

Posted by Fnarf | October 1, 2008 11:41 AM
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Oooh, Fnarf, you had me at hello!

Posted by Fnarf Lover | October 1, 2008 11:51 AM
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The only thing I'm enjoying about this is the repeated display of the 80's forgotten appropriation of Victorian marquees and funhouse-mirror Art Deco checkerboard patterns. It wasn't all Day Glo and headbands.

Posted by K | October 1, 2008 11:56 AM
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This is a set up for a really good and nasty gay porn from Jocks.

BTW, HIRE the teacher, he has a 10" dick!!!

Posted by Andrew | October 1, 2008 11:57 AM
10

So, um, Meagan is it? You sound as if you have something on your mind. A war? A war you say? Hmmm. I googled that. Yes, there is a war, you're right, and guess what? There are hundreds of blogs devoted exclusivley to it. For and against. Seems like you're in the wrong sandbox kiddo.

Posted by inkweary | October 1, 2008 11:59 AM
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@10 What is blogs?

Posted by Meagan | October 1, 2008 12:18 PM
12

Nothing gets past inkweary.

Posted by Mr. Poe | October 1, 2008 12:19 PM
13

i'm opposed to competent teachers as a matter of principle.

Posted by jon c | October 1, 2008 12:29 PM
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We can take some small comfort from the fact that in 1986, Seattle was one of only a handful of cities which would have legally compelled the answer: yes.

Posted by Reverse Polarity | October 1, 2008 12:49 PM
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\sarcasm on
Well, is this competent homosexual also a minority? I've got quotas to fill you know.
\sarcasm off

What would add to these Scruple of the Day posts would be a "Scruples Then/Scruples Now" schtick. For example "You are a competent elementary school teacher and suspect one of your hot female teachers is doing the nasty with one of the young lads in your school. Do you intervene?"

Posted by PopTart | October 1, 2008 12:53 PM
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PopTart, this is Slog. You don't have to inform of sarcasm. If somebody doesn't get it, we'll take care of it.

Posted by Professional Slogger | October 1, 2008 1:04 PM
17

Yes. But no heterosexuals, no matter how competent.

Posted by Vince | October 1, 2008 1:07 PM
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@16 See @10.

Posted by Psshh | October 1, 2008 1:19 PM
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@18 see #11 & 12. And now #19.

Posted by moron | October 1, 2008 1:32 PM
20

Sounds like you need a new girls' gym teacher.

Posted by iflurry | October 1, 2008 3:33 PM
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@6
Then would you expect her to fall into your arms or chop her head off?

Posted by mj | October 1, 2008 3:39 PM
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When I first went to school at a state teachers' college in 1976, I had to sign a form declaring I was not now nor had ever been a homosexual. I felt so guilty that I lied when I signed, but then I noted the sun came up everyday after any way.....

Posted by Hartiepie | October 1, 2008 3:56 PM
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The Supreme Court, Horowitz, J., held that substantial evidence supported trial court's conclusions that teacher was guilty of immorality and that, as known homosexual, his fitness as teacher was impaired to injury of high school in which he taught, justifying his discharge.

Gaylord v. Tacoma School Dist. No. 10, 88 Wn.2d 286, 559 P.2d 1340 (1977).

Posted by kk | October 1, 2008 9:06 PM

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