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Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Savage Love Letter of the Day

posted by on October 29 at 11:15 AM

Dear Dan,

Surely a piece of latex carefully molded into the shape of a vagina and paired with a gaping asshole should be called a “Sarahcudda.”

Love the column.


You win, Edward.

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Good one! What would be a funny way to evoke the image of a young black buck and an old white guy? Maybe some sort of joke about a huge phallus. Haha, I slay me. God, you'll make seem sane before this is over.

Posted by daniel | October 29, 2008 11:52 AM

That's funny.

Posted by charity | October 29, 2008 12:00 PM


Posted by Sleestak | October 29, 2008 12:30 PM

Nice going, Edward. Now I have to explain to my (overwhelmingly conservative) coworkers why I'm laughing uncontrollably.


Posted by in trouble with the boss | October 29, 2008 12:41 PM

Okay, now we need one for Mitt Romney, since he's running next election. I suggest Romney as a synonym for "rape" since he looks so much like a rapist.

Posted by LST | October 29, 2008 12:49 PM

Please correct Edward's spelling for him to "Sarahcuda," as we wouldn't want people to miss the joke.

Posted by leek | October 29, 2008 12:59 PM

I get it, I get it, but... Just like Dan Savage thinking that gay-bashing is funny when it happens to non-gays, this is sexism and it's not funny no matter to whom it happens.

Can't we just judge people on the quality or reasoning behind their beliefs and actions rather than on physical or psychological attributes over which they have no control?

Posted by Matthew | October 29, 2008 1:16 PM

Terribly misogynist

Posted by johnnie | October 29, 2008 1:23 PM

i'm not laughing. and i DESPISE that incurious vicious bimbo with all my heart. it's cheap, misogynist (and i'm slow to call anything that word--i think it's over-applied), vulgar and just...contrived. surely we can do better.

Posted by ellarosa | October 29, 2008 1:45 PM

Um, I thought it should be "Sarahcooter"

Posted by glendaleted | October 29, 2008 2:35 PM

@7, 8 and 9: How is that misogyny? Because it's happening to a woman? Was it misanthropy to coin the term "Santorum," or somehow gay-bashing? I think you're missing the point by a wide margin. Unhook your knee-jerk reaction, and see the satire for what it is: a political attack on someone who will set back womens' rights and reproductive rights 50 years if she gets the chance.

Posted by Lavode | October 29, 2008 4:04 PM

Sarahcooter! Sarahcooter! Sarahcooter!

Posted by I Love IPA | October 29, 2008 6:21 PM

Uhhh... or you could just calll it "ImPalin"

Posted by kylamonkey | October 29, 2008 10:47 PM

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