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Sunday, October 5, 2008

Official Afternoon Football Post of Doom

posted by on October 5 at 12:12 PM

The Hawks are getting obliterated.


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Good thing this spanking will only be recorded as an L in the history books, same as all the other loses.

Posted by six shooter | October 5, 2008 12:25 PM

Usual comment:

Oklahoma City Seahawks!

Posted by Karlheinz Arschbomber | October 5, 2008 12:26 PM

uh, we suck.

Posted by vooodooo84 | October 5, 2008 12:31 PM

Hmmm. Usually the Doves always get slaughtered, especially with our Military/Industrial Complex being so...

Oh, you mean the SEAhawks...

Posted by Andy Niable | October 5, 2008 12:40 PM

I wonder if Holmgren wouldnt mind just fucking retiring now. RIGHT FUCKING NOW...this is miserable...At least basketball is starting soon, oh shit, wait...uh...the mariners...fuck! WORST SPORTS CITY IN AMERICA! (tm)

Posted by ChopSoooey | October 5, 2008 12:41 PM

The Seahawks' undersized defense is no match for the more physical NFC East teams.

Expect more of the same when we play the Eagles, Redskins, and Cowboys (guaranteed 0-3 in those games, even though two of them are at home).

Posted by Mahtli69 | October 5, 2008 1:16 PM

Damn. It IS afternoon.

Oh, comment on the football? Meh.

Posted by lusk | October 5, 2008 1:19 PM

177 days until the Sounders start playing.

Posted by Mike in Renton | October 5, 2008 1:20 PM

It shows you that the connection between the quarterback and wide receiver matters; Hasselbeck doesn't have that with the new guys yet.

Also, Fire Willingham.

Posted by Ryan | October 5, 2008 1:31 PM


Posted by Giants Fan in Chicago | October 5, 2008 1:40 PM

During the bit of the game that I caught, it appeared that the Seahawks' defense was only pretending to try to tackle the ball carrier. I think there is a motivation problem of some sort. These guys are playing like they don't care.

Posted by Betsy Ross | October 5, 2008 1:50 PM

MUFC Forever!!!!

Posted by Jubilation T. Cornball | October 5, 2008 1:55 PM

Wow, I thought my FF team blew chunks last week, this week is set to become a humiliating trouncing for the poor Tight Ends. Well, at least if I end up losing I'll be falling on the sword of defeat to Mikki, I'm cool with that.

The Seahawks and the Huskies are pitiful this year.

Go Sounders FC!

Posted by PopTart | October 5, 2008 2:14 PM

Brandon Jacobs--6'4'' 260. Thats why it looked like they were pretending. He is a monster!

Posted by MadDog | October 5, 2008 2:32 PM
Posted by tadalya | October 5, 2008 2:42 PM

I am embarassed by my fantasy team enough. It makes me glad that i am not a seahawks or husky fan.

Who wants LT for a quarterback?

Posted by wisepunk | October 5, 2008 2:51 PM

What about fantasy football j-s-l? We need fantasy football posts!

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 5, 2008 3:10 PM

If any of the FF football folks don't have Stat Tracker and want me to look anything up for them, I'd be happy to do it.

BA, your team is up by 6 on mine, I could still pull a win off this week. But, my games are done tonight and you have players in a game tomorrow so we won't know until then.

And how the hell did a spammer get in here?

Posted by PopTart | October 5, 2008 3:25 PM

I have stat tracker PopTart. Mikki is miffed that TB's defense seems unable to put a dent in Cutlers diabetic QB styles. Now we have to see how bush and meachum do later today.

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 5, 2008 3:28 PM

Jay Cutler is developing into a good quarterback. I'm glad Denver got rid of their old quaterback (was that last year or the year before?). He was a grade A asshole. I'm waiting to see how my back-up kicker, Jeff Reed, does tonight. My eggs are in his basket right now.

Posted by PopTart | October 5, 2008 3:43 PM

Spam at comment 15.

Posted by Fnarf | October 5, 2008 3:58 PM

Jake "The Snake" Plummer?

Posted by Bellevue Ave | October 5, 2008 4:02 PM

Christ! If this gets any worse I might start playing more attention to the real world.

Posted by ABM | October 5, 2008 4:32 PM

Jake the "let me shoot off my mouth at inopportune times and piss off the city where I am currently playing football" Plummer. Who is now retired and living in wedded bliss with his cheerleader wife.

Posted by PopTart | October 5, 2008 4:48 PM

Your Super Bowl Champion New York Giants!

Posted by Brian | October 5, 2008 6:55 PM

There was football today?

I was wondering I kept on seeing couples wearing matching jerseys and beer belly guys at CostCo buying boxes of beer.

Posted by Simon | October 5, 2008 7:30 PM

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